I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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