Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dignity is for republicans.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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