I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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