she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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