Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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