so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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