i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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