Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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