So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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