Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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