Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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