that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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