She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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