Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i barfeds in our rink
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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