Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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