I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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