I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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