Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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