So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
it's like iHOP with fire
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
