after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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