Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Randomize
