I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Everything about him screamed your future.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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