just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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