butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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