I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
