At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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