Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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