Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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