I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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