my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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