i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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