you mean i was at the winter classic?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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