Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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