I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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