im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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