I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
