The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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