My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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