i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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