I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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