It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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