just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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