i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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