It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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