Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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