I just made out with a guy for $7.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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