i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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