Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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