Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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