Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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