If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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