I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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