Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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