Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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